i sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker /

"Single Ladies" - On The Run Tour

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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Blow up my inbox.

  • Would you rather..
  • Fuck, kill or marry
  • This or that
  • Personal questions
  • Creepy anons
  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
  • Anonymous secrets
  • Anything you want!

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micolenoll:

i took a trip to the year 3000

this song had gone multiplatinum

NOBODY BOUGHT OUR SEVENTH ALBUM BECAUSE WE BROKE UP AND DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO FIVE and i’m still upset today this blows

it had outsold kelly clarkson

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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